Butter my butt and call me a biscuit…
Allow me to introduce myself to you all! My name is Jizzona Straynger and I’m the new bitch in town. I’m originally from Oklahoma, with a staunch Pentecostal upbringing. I have since expanded my horizon and explored other sides to my personality. I got my start in a little trailer parked on Massachusetts Street in Lawton, Oklahoma. Inside those two-inch thick walls was the place where I learned to two step, tango and horizontal mambo. In fact, those very dances were the ticket that led to my first celebrity victory as Little Miss. Tornado 1983. Ironicism was the name of the game that year. The biggest tornado those parts had ever seen picked my trailer right up off of its blocks and dropped it 48 miles away in Beaver, Oklahoma. As destiny would have it, that’s where my family rooted our happy little tails. As mother always said, “Why pay to relocate? The good Lord obviously had a plan.”
The year I graduated from High School, I was offered a full ride to the performing arts school at Dallas County Community College in Dallas, Texas. I packed up my bags and headed south to get myself a high and mighty education on a song and a prayer. Sure as the world is round, Mothers’ main squeeze that week packed up her red Chevy 4×4 and towed me off to Dallas.
In Dallas, I met the klassy, that’s correct, “klassy” with a k, Fonda Cox and was asked to join her on a local gay podcast called DallasGayPod. After 7 great years of dishing the dirt on the Dallas gay scene, a small theater company in San Diego gave me the part of a lifetime. The rest, as they say, is HERstory
With appearances in Phoenix, San Diego, and regularly in Orange County and Los Angeles County. And it seems that my reputation has proceeded itself all the way across the boarded into Mexico! That’s right poodles, I’ve gone international! It was hell finding a sombrero to fit over big hair; the higher the hair, the closer to God! I’m poised to bring each and every one of your something very special each month, and that’s my journey through this crazy thing we call life!
